104.

Well, friends, this is it for 2AD. It is with a bittersweet taste in our mouths that we must announce the final episode of Two Average Dicks. 


Thank you all so much for listening, it really meant the world to us. We have had so much fun over the last few years… Making new friends, reconnecting with old friends, pissing some people off, and hopefully making a few people laugh, or at least think.

Also, a HUGE THANK YOU to all of our guests. We mention a few of you in this episode, but please know that you all hold a special place with us.

If you enjoyed even a moment of our little show, please take a moment to share it with us, or with someone you know. It would be a perfect ending to what I would consider a great run.

As far as the future goes, please keep your ear to the ground. New things are on the horizon, and we’ll continue to keep you updated on future endeavors. With that said, please don’t ‘unlike’ us just yet! 

Also, we are in the process of digitally archiving all 104 episodes of 2AD, along with a few episodes that have yet to see the light of day. We’ll post a link as soon as we get things figured out.

Looking back, we had an amazing time. 

We thank you and we love you.

- Robby and Jake

104 - RIP 2AD

Lieutenant Dan Moments, Uncle God, Being ‘Here’, and much more.

Thank you for listening, from the bottom of our tiny hearts.

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103 - Best of 2AD - w/ David Liebe Hart

103 - Best of 2AD - David Liebe Hart

Join us for a special ‘Best of 2AD’ with our friend David Liebe Hart!

Be sure to check him out on twitter at @DavidLiebeHart

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Our very first episode.

102 - Our Very First Episode

Look at what we found under the couch… Our very first episode! Join us as we try to find our way in the darkness that has become the shining light of 2AD. Surprisingly, we talk about penises a lot.

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101 w our buddy @sethmccarroll. Do it! twoaveragedicks.com

101- Seth McCarroll (Gentle Ghost - Old Blood Noise)

Seth McCarroll joins us for talks about our own names, alien food, killer dolls, near misses, and more. We also premier a track from the upcoming Gentle Ghost Album.

Be sure to check out Seth’s work with @gentleghost and @oldbloodnoise And check out Coffee and Riffs on YouTube!

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We made it to 100 and these two sweeties came by.

EPISODE 100 with Johnny Pemberton and Josh Fadem

A truly special 100th episode! Comedians Johnny Pemberton and Josh Fadem stopped by on a very rainy day after their visit to The Opolis on their Summer Boys Do It! comedy tour. A sincere thank you to everyone who has been along for the ride, as well as J. Pemby & J. Fadem.

Check out Johnny and Josh on twitter! @JohnnyPemberton & @JoshFadem

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099 - Dave Klein

This week we sit down with Dave Klein (ex. Black Flag / Screeching Weasel / They Stay Dead) to talk landline phone sex, tour pay phones, notifications, sad naps, being ‘the best’ after 10,000 hours, old balls, and a quaint local music shop just down the road.

Make sure to check out They Stay Dead, where Dave shreds the bass: http://theystaydead.bandcamp.com/

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098 - Comedian Spencer Hicks

Spencer Hicks stops by for his second appearance on 2AD. We talk about bringing Zimas to the party, cosplay, bad kids, breakin’ dad’s stuff, Dexter Holland, The Beautiful Dermatologist, and more!

Make sure to check out Spencer on Twitter: @SpencerLenox

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